Entry text on frontpage

Display a random line below the icon on the frontpage, informing the visitor of the great things behind the first page. A few examples for such lines would be: See the man with 17 testicles!, See the child staring back into the infinite void!, See the vagina faced lady!.

And yes, this is all a reference to the Mighty Masturbator. Devin Townsend is amazing, so suck it.